Enjoy your flavourless democratic french fries
Praise the moral fortitude and righteousness
of economists from Chicago and London
Inspire idealistic youth
with the divinity of markets and central banks
Recycle the vomit of offended sweet old ladies
of all ages and sexes
that is enshrined in the laws of the West
so you can compete in creating cultural criminals
out of the ultimate dissenters
Punish children for innate brattiness
for that is the gateway to sedition
We must learn to cooperate
for the greater good of the few
As always