DON’T DO DRUGS

Don’t do drugs,
Doin’ drugs’s is bad
Listen t’what they say,
Believe, an’ you’ll be glad
You said, ’No way’.

Emulate our athletes,
Protect your mental health.
Don’t listen to your friends,
Don’t find out for yourself.

Experimenting’s fine,
If you’ve got a few degrees
In medicine, psychology,
And willing chimpanzees.
So please
Don’t do drugs.

Doin’ drugs is sick.
They rot your brain
Worse’n playin’ with your prick
Or television strain.
I’ll tell you once again
Don’t do drugs.

ROBIN’S RUDE SONGS AND POEMS, Robin Sharpe, Kalayaan Publications, 1990