WHEN I GO TO HELL
When I go to Hell
dont worry about me
Ill have a hell of a time
with great company
Why itll be swell
with Hitler and Moses
I cant wait to tell
who is the grossest
When I go to Hell
Ill get to see
old Mao Tse Tung
and Kennedy
And Ill get to dwell
mongst judges and priests
the stories theyll tell
excuses at least
When I go to Hell
Ill join the committee
to welcome John Crow
and his banker cronies
Ill have in my cell
some sexy old women
and after a spell
Ill rape Catherine McKinnon
When I go to Hell
Ill meet the great thinkers
and dabblers as well
and maybe some stinkers
Think of the fun
the pain and the mayhem
Hell whod want the Heaven
of old Billy Graham
When I go to Hell
Ill be sinning all day
Ill learn vices well
cause Ill want to stay
RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997
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