HISTORYS BIGGEST DRUG DEAL
Hey you with the greasy red skin
and paint all over your face
I got something for you
Dyou mean me?
You with the skin of a toad
bleached with the urine of a bitch in heat
Just trying to be helpful
I thought you might like to trade a few pelts
for a bottle of this magic elixir
Ill let you in on a little secret:
Its why were superior to you
Really? I have no need for paleface potions
and I have no pelts to trade
But you owe it to your children
to try this invigorating tonic
a special blend brewed just for you
We call it firewater
But I have something far finer already
a spiritual herb
with medicinal qualities
Im sure your children will love it
We call it tobacco
Lets make a deal!
GLUG PUFF GLUG PUFF GLUG PUFF
Cough Hic Cough Hic Cough Hic
RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997
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