DRIVING STEREOTYPE
I’m stuck behind a Chinese woman driver
You know the kind
they stop at all stop signs
and make you a late arriver
I’m boxed in tight by a Chinese woman driver
It isn’t right
she’s so awfully polite
but I’m sure I can survive her
I’m still behind that Chinese woman driver
Don’t really mind
but if I chance to find ...
Hey I’m coming up beside her
I’m starting to pass that Chinese woman driver
a bit more gas
maybe a little fast
I’ll honk and really surprise her
Now I’ve got that Chinese woman driver
Signalled to stop?
Hey she’s a traffic cop
and I doubt if I can bribe her
RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997
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