DRIVING STEREOTYPE
Im stuck behind a Chinese woman driver
You know the kind
they stop at all stop signs
and make you a late arriver
Im boxed in tight by a Chinese woman driver
It isnt right
shes so awfully polite
but Im sure I can survive her
Im still behind that Chinese woman driver
Dont really mind
but if I chance to find ...
Hey Im coming up beside her
Im starting to pass that Chinese woman driver
a bit more gas
maybe a little fast
Ill honk and really surprise her
Now Ive got that Chinese woman driver
Signalled to stop?
Hey shes a traffic cop
and I doubt if I can bribe her
RECENT ACCUMULATIONS AND APPROPRIATED VOICES, Kalayaan Publications, 1997
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